[Kids these days, you know. Such little shits. Because he's clearly never been called an asshole before. Ever. In his entire life.]

Are you gonna throw a tantrum if I say no, Monopoly Jr.? [Okay, so this is probably not the best way to go about it and while Tony Stark is not one for a whole lot of self-reflection before he opens his mouth...Usually, anyway, he takes a mental step back for a moment, before waving a hand, encompassing the docks, the people, everything around them.]

You see this? I don't think this is some living history vacation destination. And if it is, these people are extremely dedicated to it, and I'm kinda hoping they get bonus checks for the authentic smell.

Now, I could be wrong, but I'm guessing it's going to take more than clicking your heels together for that to happen. So no, I don't have a better way. Yet.