Hold up. What did he just hear someone say? Someone who appears to have glued a dead animal to his face. Just because you're out at sea most of the time doesn't mean you can't wash yourself once in awhile. He manages it, and with only one hand, at that.

"I've been captaining a ship for over two hundred years. I was a pirate before your grandparents were even born." And he hasn't even lost his ship once.