No. [Also matter of factly.] I was gonna eat ya. But you're too skinny.

[That's when the vendor pipes up.] Look, I don't want any trouble. Please don't lure small children away from my stand to eat-

I'll eat you here in a second! Don't you know the difference between bein' serious and bein' funny- [Yondu was reeling around in his protestations but it seems the vendor has vaulted the back of his stand and went running for his life because the sharp toothed man is much scarier to him than he is to Link.]

[Yondu watches him go.]

[Free pig for him!]

[He picks it up and puts it in his pocket.] Looks like I just got a brown britches discount. Can't beat a price like that.